Mark Norton

I don't like Mark Norton. I don't like how he updates his facebook status ten times a day. As a matter of fact, I don't like anyone who posts meaningless things as their status in attempt to make themselves look better. Mark Norton is a freshman at Auburn in the likes of English 102 and other extremely difficult 100 level courses. Every day, he complains what a terrible day it was because he had such "difficult" classes. "yeah english papers.... not fun" and "if english as a class died with no hope of resurrection, I'd be cool with that....." and "is reading a billion pages for history... Yay..." are just a few of the many worthless things he posts for us to read every day. I'm sorry, Mark, that you have such a strenuous and difficult class load in your 100 level courses. No one cares. Writing a 3 page argument paper about a chapter of a book must really suck. When you get out of your 8th grade level classes, then you can complain. His friend writes "yea that test was ridiculous." Really? Yea that english test must have been awful. Which leads me to my next point. I despise anyone who writes about how difficult their test was. No one cares. Go take a two and half hour organic chemistry test then try to complain about your "impossible" 100 level courses.

Mark Norton continues to show his ignorance. "can't wait till America wakes up and kicks Barak "Insane" Obama out of office... Good Lord he is such an anti-patriot who supports passing a bill unconstitutionally...." I don't even know where to start with this one. First off, he spelled our president's name wrong. Second, the bill was not passed unconstitutionally. Third, he, like 98% of all other Alabamians, has absolutely no clue what the bill is about. He is merely satisfying the social demands made by his peers. Certainly, I am not an advocate of this bill, but at least I know what the bill's implications are. Understand the bill (and the constitution...oh wait you have to go back to the fourth grade for that one. But I understand, I know how difficult that grade must have been for you) before you make an ignorant comment about it.

It's not over yet. Mark Norton is obsessed with himself; a narcissistic fool perhaps. "Just landed an epic jump down a vast staircase on a bike in front of like a 50 person tour group" Good job, Mark. We're proud of you. After he completes his impossible course load for the day, he goes home and "jams." He writes "is avoiding an english paper by playing drums... O yeah!" Whoop-de-freakin-doo Mark. You can play the drums. No one cares. He also uses the phrase "boom son." For example, he writes, "has got himself some Medicine Man drums!! Boom Son!!" and "Mario Fannin just played my cajon.... BOOM SON!!!" Enough said.

In conclusion, Mark Norton, stop. No one cares about your awful 100 level courses, your amazing drumming abilities, or your complete lack of knowledge about the world.