VATICAN CITY- In light of the recent sex abuse scandals, the Catholic Church looked to rebuild her tattered image through a game of 2 on 2 basketball between their separated brethren, the Protestants. A few years back, the Catholics, comprised of Mark L. and Team Seamen member Jeff, defeated the Protestants, Andrew W. and Team Seamen member Stephen in a gruesome battle. The Pope called it the "greatest victory for the Church since the Inquisition."
Much of the Christian world was looking forward to today's anticipated rematch. Unforunately, one of the Protestant t
eammates was hungover from immoral activity the previous night. The Pope was astonished at the amount of alcoholic intake. "I've never seen anything like it," he said, "and I'm Catholic."
The game has been tentatively rescheduled for next week.
Much of the Christian world was looking forward to today's anticipated rematch. Unforunately, one of the Protestant t
eammates was hungover from immoral activity the previous night. The Pope was astonished at the amount of alcoholic intake. "I've never seen anything like it," he said, "and I'm Catholic."The game has been tentatively rescheduled for next week.
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