09 March 2010

The YMCA Connection

Team SEAMEN got its start at the YMCA and as a way to pay respect Jeff and I comprised a list of all the people that impacted us at that fine institution.

Olan Hyde- 80 years old, teaches racquetball lessons, and we kicked his ass. The first opponent of Team Seamen.

Bob- Fat Racquetball player he didn't stand much of a chance

Abby Richburg- The original front desk girl, always did a great job

Maggie Anderson- Heyyyy

Landry Venable- Without you what daycare worker would we yell at? Marshall?

Ruby- For never, ever doing anything

Greg- Showing us the importance of managing estrogen levels

Shane Harmon- Showing us how not to bench press

Doc Crandall- The sunglasses need to go

Andrew Brower- Doing more cardio than anyone I know, while not losing any weight

Chop the Chink- The only respectable asian at the Y

Ryan Dempsey- For showing us it is possible to go too far

Silver-Haired Man w/ Neon Wife Beaters- Rack the weights yourself, Jackass!

Mr. Green- It is time to hang it up, thanks for paying for your wifes tits tho

Brooks- for talking to yourself more than Nicholas Cage

Romeo- For having no purpose in life

Mallory Mckenzie- For giving us motivation to go every single day, in the hope it would be the one day every few months you would be there.

Sarah Mcdurmott- Always great to see her there as well.

Adam Smith- Back when he was still doing weight training, he was quite the workout partner.

Steve Tucker- For showing us the importance of Cardio

Andrew Whitaker- "What you working today?" "Arms"

Daniel Wallace- Thanks for showing up every now and then



Forrest Hunley aka "The Stash"- Without a doubt he is Team SEAMEN's arch enemy.
The biggest douche bag in the history of the world. Haven't seen him in a while but I'm sure he still hasn't worked legs.







1 comment:

  1. You know I came to the Y every year or so. I like where this blog is going; it has character.

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