Team SEAMEN got its start at the YMCA and as a way to pay respect Jeff and I comprised a list of all the people that impacted us at that fine institution.
Olan Hyde- 80 years old, teaches racquetball lessons, and we kicked his ass. The first opponent of Team Seamen.
Bob- Fat Racquetball player he didn't stand much of a chance
Abby Richburg- The original front desk girl, always did a great job
Maggie Anderson- Heyyyy
Landry Venable- Without you what daycare worker would we yell at? Marshall?
Ruby- For never, ever doing anything
Greg- Showing us the importance of managing estrogen levels
Shane Harmon- Showing us how not to bench press
Doc Crandall- The sunglasses need to go
Andrew Brower- Doing more cardio than anyone I know, while not losing any weight
Chop the Chink- The only respectable asian at the Y
Ryan Dempsey- For showing us it is possible to go too far
Silver-Haired Man w/ Neon Wife Beaters- Rack the weights yourself, Jackass!
Mr. Green- It is time to hang it up, thanks for paying for your wifes tits tho
Brooks- for talking to yourself more than Nicholas Cage
Romeo- For having no purpose in life
Mallory Mckenzie- For giving us motivation to go every single day, in the hope it would be the one day every few months you would be there.
Sarah Mcdurmott- Always great to see her there as well.
Adam Smith- Back when he was still doing weight training, he was quite the workout partner.
Steve Tucker- For showing us the importance of Cardio
Andrew Whitaker- "What you working today?" "Arms"
Daniel Wallace- Thanks for showing up every now and then
Forrest Hunley aka "The Stash"- Without a doubt he is Team SEAMEN's arch enemy.
The biggest douche bag in the history of the world. Haven't seen him in a while but I'm sure he still hasn't worked legs.
You know I came to the Y every year or so. I like where this blog is going; it has character.
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