Woods' Mistress Countdown

#1 Jamie Jungers

The countdown has reached its conclusion, The Daily Seamen proudly announces Jamie Jungers as the #1 Hottest Mistress of Tiger Woods. Jungers also won Howard Stern's Beauty Pageant of Tiger Wood's Mistresses. The Daily Seamen will not be awarding a $75,000 grand prize. Jungers commented that Tiger Woods is at least nine inches long, confirming a story from Loredana Jolie, #3 in the countdown, that Tiger is "bigger and better" than Michael Jordan. Jungers claims that she slept with Woods the night his father, Earl Woods, rose to live with the eternal Father.

Jamie Jungers

The Daily Seamen's #1 Hottest Mistress of Tiger Woods