Derby Days

Its that time of year again, girls travel to the Sigma Chi house and hang posters, for what end Team Seamen does not know. Apparently oversized T-shirts were not trashy enough for the greek girls at the capstone, they have moved to tank tops and sports bras. The tank tops are adorned with neon type with their greek letters. Amongst the favorites are "Party with Pi Phi", "DZ [Picture of a Horse] Sigma Chi", and "Alpha Phi U of A." These girls who come to college to find a husband, somehow find it acceptable to dress in the least presentable way possible. Team Seamen is in the process of researching what the goal of Derby Days is, and how a "winner" is determined. Jeff Tapley of Team Seamen comments, "I think whoever sleeps with the most Sigma Chi's wins." However, facebook profile pictures, posters, and volleyball have something to do with it as well. On this Earth Day, remember to waste as much paper as possible in order to show your love for Sigma Chi.