Birmingham, AL - Breaking news out of Briarwood Christian School today, it appears there is an issue with some of the diplomas given to the class of 2008. The diplomas were supposed to contain a note with the friendly reminder, "Welcome to the Real World." Apparently many of the girls in the class have still yet to realize that they no longer live in the safety of the Briarwood World, better known as Briarworld. The fact that Fred Yancy is no longer present to prevent them from the issues of the world has not yet hit them. They have not yet realized that high school drama has no place in the actual, physical world. Dean of Students, Fred Yancy commented, "We have had this issue before, but never to this extent." Yancy later took personal responsibility, "I failed, the system failed, to inform these girls that it is time to grow up."
"...the system failed..."
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Team Seamen: you know I'm a fan of this blog and most of the things it stands for. However, I find this post terribly inappropriate and offensive.
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