Thomas Rivers Memorial

I was asked to write a memorial for Thomas Rivers. Death is not a subject to be taken lightly like most of the subjects on The Daily Seamen. I can think of no better way to honor his death than to post his honesty box conversation with Andy Entrekin. I post this for several reasons, I hate Andy Entrekin, but then again who doesn't hate him? I think that Thomas would enjoy an even greater readership of this conversation, and well its funny as hell.

Thomas Rivers: no one wants to hang out with you, so no one is gunna call

Andy Entrekin: ok. thanks. i had a great time w/ my friends haha...get a life dude for real.

Rivers: dont even have to make fun of you, look at your hair hahahahahahahaahahahaahah,

fag

Entrekin: ok well obviously ur a pussy n know that i can kick your ass. :-) bc u r scared to tell me your name...but what u didnt kno is that i kno is that my dad has worked w/ computers for 35yrs for the state n national government, and all your information will be viewable as soon as his precinct adviser says its ok. ttyl

Rivers: Fuck you fuck your dad, your a product of incest

Entrekin: ok well if u claim to be a man, bc u can tlk shit. lets meet up n solve your attitude like men. haha..or ill just come get u....surely ur not scared that i might fuck u up?? bc u tlk like a big man, but u have nothing to back it up...u really think ur all that dont u?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha man up bitch

Rivers: well i guess i cant compete with you the haircut, the girls, the "friends", people see you coming and they are like " holyshit its andy hes the man!!!" its funny that you want to resolve this like men, yet you hang out with fags, your a loser but in my book your the man. you should just go ahead and and tell your parents you like man and get it over with, who knows, maybe your dad wiil join you

Entrekin: i told u ur no man!! u start shit u cant back up. haha get a fuckin life before some1 takes your away. i told u that u r scared of me haha. better be bitch. bc ill make sure ur not knocked out to fell me kickin your ass!! how aout this. lets meet up. u bring your cocky ass and ill bring mine. knuckles up and no cops. pick a place or i will.

Rivers: well if i let you pick the place you would probably pick some sort of gay bar or the truck stop where you suck off married men who haven't told their wifes about their problem, aka your mouth. you just keep talking tough and ill laugh at you and your existence and haircut, not to mention your built like a 12 year old girl. your a pusy hahahahahahahahahahaha sorry just laughing at the fact you said i better be scared, im surprised you arnt using ebonics you queer

Entrekin: listen you r getting yourself in deeper shit. just meet up with me now n quit running your mouth like a little bitch. u have no idea obviously who i am...this is funny. so pick a place then. im sure a smelly cunt like yourself can choose wisely so your face wont get cut by the pavement.
and i could be like,"ima pop a cap in yo ass"..but like i said, im just gonna kick your ass around a little bit..i might let u have a few free shots to make it more worth while. :-) whats your number n ill call u.

Rivers: your face looks really fat in that picture, you should probably change it, not to mention your sitting their trying to look all tough, which your obviously not, im surprised your not crying but at least your not bringing your homo-erotic father into it this time, by the way when is he gunna get my information? probably never. your gay

Entrekin: why r u changing the subject. come on pussy. bc thats what u r!! too scared u little bitch. come on!! what?? not all big and bad now that im not backin down huh??!! meet me fucker. ill give u a chance. i might tie one arm behind my back!! hahahahahaha
man!...to be as cool as you are....ahh what a dream....hahahahaha sorry, u got yourself into this shithole. so dig yourself out dick licker.

Rivers: thats not vayr christian of you andy, big words for a chubby little guy with no friends, i just insulted your family and thats the best you got? you are a blood belching vagina. no one is scared of you, your pathetic, tell your dad that i said hes a pussy too, just like his son!

Entrekin: well come on bitch. step up to the plate and prove your not a no balled, punk ass, pussy that u have made yourself look like!!! my dad could even kick your ass u fuck face.

Rivers: "GOD!!! My dream is that all my friends will just be in love with god and serve Him! ...thats the whole reason that we are here"...... this really shows in the way youve been talking, i like how tough you like to sound and your kick ass haircut. your a pussy and also your dad better get crackin on finding out who i am, i hope you and him get molested by black rapists, but yall would probably like that


Lance Cpl. Thomas Rivers Jr. will be laid to rest today. We will all miss him, we will always remember his service to our country, and how he always made us laugh.

Rest In Peace, Thomas