LAS VEGAS - Sunday night, May 16, The Miss USA pageant was held at the Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, Nevada. It should be mentioned that the Miss USA pageant is the one that's all about looks; Miss America is the significantly less popular pageant that focuses on finding girls with integrity, intelligence, talent, and good looks. Former Briarwood student and Spain Park graduate, Audrey Moore, represented the great state of Alabama in this year's pageant and as a result is named the Team SEAMEN Girl of the Week.
Moore's performance was admirable as she made it to the final ten contestants. She was given a plaque and the title "Most Photogenic" and from there her night ended faster than Conner Norton can eat a box of doughnuts. As the names of the top five contestants were called she was left on stage more alone than Mark Norton.
Audrey's list of boyfriends makes the Vietnam Wall look small. Team Seamen tried to reach Moore's ex-boyfriends for comments, we found one who would comment only on the condition of anonymity and said, "That competition was shit, and believe me I've seen some shit."
Audrey Moore is twenty years old and currently attends Auburn University, where she is a member of Pi Beta Phi sorority, studying communication disorders and other blonde defects.
Audrey Moore
SEAMEN Girl of the Week
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