24 May 2010

Top Ten- Better Than Roy Moore

There is a problem in Alabama- it is Roy Moore. He is currently running in the Republican Primary on the platform of Jesus.

Team Seamen has compiled a list of the Top 10 people we would rather have as Governor than Roy Moore.


10. Kim Jong Ill



9. Andrew Whitaker



8. George W. Bush



7. Joran Van Der Sloot



6. Mark Norton



5. David Caruso (w/ Sunglasses)



4. Gralynn Branham



3. Alf



2. Rosa Parks



1. A Jew

21 May 2010

I write this with a somber, broken heart; once again I am forced to
write about death, going to as many schools as I did I unfortunatly
have lost too many that I have known. Just a few days ago SEAMEN
nation lost a follower. Brad Nicholson went to be with the Lord, I
never knew him personally but he was a fan of the blog.

I ask you to keep the Nicholson family in your prayers, especially
Mark, he has lost one of his best friends and his brother in just a
few short weeks.

I wish I had been able to know Brad, but now I am left with the only
option but to hope and pray that he has found eternal happiness with
the Lord.

17 May 2010

New Poll

Who is the Hottest Briarwood Graduate to have a child?

The new poll is now open.

Audrey Moore- SEAMEN GOTW



LAS VEGAS - Sunday night, May 16, The Miss USA pageant was held at the Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, Nevada. It should be mentioned that the Miss USA pageant is the one that's all about looks; Miss America is the significantly less popular pageant that focuses on finding girls with integrity, intelligence, talent, and good looks. Former Briarwood student and Spain Park graduate, Audrey Moore, represented the great state of Alabama in this year's pageant and as a result is named the Team SEAMEN Girl of the Week.


Moore's performance was admirable as she made it to the final ten contestants. She was given a plaque and the title "Most Photogenic" and from there her night ended faster than Conner Norton can eat a box of doughnuts. As the names of the top five contestants were called she was left on stage more alone than Mark Norton.


Audrey's list of boyfriends makes the Vietnam Wall look small. Team Seamen tried to reach Moore's ex-boyfriends for comments, we found one who would comment only on the condition of anonymity and said, "That competition was shit, and believe me I've seen some shit."

Audrey Moore is twenty years old and currently attends Auburn University, where she is a member of Pi Beta Phi sorority, studying communication disorders and other blonde defects.


Audrey Moore
SEAMEN Girl of the Week

13 May 2010

Miss USA


Check out this debate from Larry King. This blonde chick is trying to act like Miss USA stands for something other than looks. She cant even speak clearly, this is a text book dumb blonde trying to sound smart.

Are the pictures too sexy? No.
Is Miss USA / Miss Universe all about looks? Absolutely


11 May 2010

Poll Closed


Voting has closed for The Daily Seamen's first poll.

Mark Norton has been selected by SEAMEN Nation as the most annoying facebook user, with 23 votes (46%.)
Conner Norton finished second with 18 votes or 36 percent.

Thank you to the 49 people who voted, a special post dedicated to Mark Norton, The Most Annoying Facebook User, is coming soon.


Mark Norton, The Most Annoying Facebook User

07 May 2010

Thomas Rivers Memorial

I was asked to write a memorial for Thomas Rivers. Death is not a subject to be taken lightly like most of the subjects on The Daily Seamen. I can think of no better way to honor his death than to post his honesty box conversation with Andy Entrekin. I post this for several reasons, I hate Andy Entrekin, but then again who doesn't hate him? I think that Thomas would enjoy an even greater readership of this conversation, and well its funny as hell.

Thomas Rivers: no one wants to hang out with you, so no one is gunna call

Andy Entrekin: ok. thanks. i had a great time w/ my friends haha...get a life dude for real.

Rivers: dont even have to make fun of you, look at your hair hahahahahahahaahahahaahah,
fag

Entrekin: ok well obviously ur a pussy n know that i can kick your ass. :-) bc u r scared to tell me your name...but what u didnt kno is that i kno is that my dad has worked w/ computers for 35yrs for the state n national government, and all your information will be viewable as soon as his precinct adviser says its ok. ttyl

Rivers: Fuck you fuck your dad, your a product of incest

Entrekin: ok well if u claim to be a man, bc u can tlk shit. lets meet up n solve your attitude like men. haha..or ill just come get u....surely ur not scared that i might fuck u up?? bc u tlk like a big man, but u have nothing to back it up...u really think ur all that dont u?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha man up bitch

Rivers: well i guess i cant compete with you the haircut, the girls, the "friends", people see you coming and they are like " holyshit its andy hes the man!!!" its funny that you want to resolve this like men, yet you hang out with fags, your a loser but in my book your the man. you should just go ahead and and tell your parents you like man and get it over with, who knows, maybe your dad wiil join you

Entrekin: i told u ur no man!! u start shit u cant back up. haha get a fuckin life before some1 takes your away. i told u that u r scared of me haha. better be bitch. bc ill make sure ur not knocked out to fell me kickin your ass!! how aout this. lets meet up. u bring your cocky ass and ill bring mine. knuckles up and no cops. pick a place or i will.

Rivers: well if i let you pick the place you would probably pick some sort of gay bar or the truck stop where you suck off married men who haven't told their wifes about their problem, aka your mouth. you just keep talking tough and ill laugh at you and your existence and haircut, not to mention your built like a 12 year old girl. your a pusy hahahahahahahahahahaha sorry just laughing at the fact you said i better be scared, im surprised you arnt using ebonics you queer

Entrekin: listen you r getting yourself in deeper shit. just meet up with me now n quit running your mouth like a little bitch. u have no idea obviously who i am...this is funny. so pick a place then. im sure a smelly cunt like yourself can choose wisely so your face wont get cut by the pavement.
and i could be like,"ima pop a cap in yo ass"..but like i said, im just gonna kick your ass around a little bit..i might let u have a few free shots to make it more worth while. :-) whats your number n ill call u.

Rivers: your face looks really fat in that picture, you should probably change it, not to mention your sitting their trying to look all tough, which your obviously not, im surprised your not crying but at least your not bringing your homo-erotic father into it this time, by the way when is he gunna get my information? probably never. your gay

Entrekin: why r u changing the subject. come on pussy. bc thats what u r!! too scared u little bitch. come on!! what?? not all big and bad now that im not backin down huh??!! meet me fucker. ill give u a chance. i might tie one arm behind my back!! hahahahahaha
man!...to be as cool as you are....ahh what a dream....hahahahaha sorry, u got yourself into this shithole. so dig yourself out dick licker.

Rivers: thats not vayr christian of you andy, big words for a chubby little guy with no friends, i just insulted your family and thats the best you got? you are a blood belching vagina. no one is scared of you, your pathetic, tell your dad that i said hes a pussy too, just like his son!

Entrekin: well come on bitch. step up to the plate and prove your not a no balled, punk ass, pussy that u have made yourself look like!!! my dad could even kick your ass u fuck face.

Rivers: "GOD!!! My dream is that all my friends will just be in love with god and serve Him! ...thats the whole reason that we are here"...... this really shows in the way youve been talking, i like how tough you like to sound and your kick ass haircut. your a pussy and also your dad better get crackin on finding out who i am, i hope you and him get molested by black rapists, but yall would probably like that


Lance Cpl. Thomas Rivers Jr. will be laid to rest today. We will all miss him, we will always remember his service to our country, and how he always made us laugh.

Rest In Peace, Thomas

05 May 2010

New Tim James Commercial

I hate black people.
They are the reason for our troubles.
As Governor I will remove them from the state.
Maybe its the racist in me,
but it makes sense to me.
Does it to you?

Tim James 2010
Common Sense

Facebook Abuse

The Daily Seamen's first interactive poll is available now.

WHO IS THE MOST ANNOYING FACEBOOK USER?

The winner, or in this case loser, will be featured in The Daily Seamen.

04 May 2010

The Players- Tee Time

Ponte Vedre, FL - Tiger Woods is back at the event that bears his name, The Players. Woods has struggled in recent years at Sawgrass but looks to make a big statement this weekend in Florida. Tee times have been announced, Woods is paired with Hunter Mahan and Ian Poulter. Early word out of Ponte Vedre is that Poulter is still a douche-bag and still plans to wear obnoxious pants. The group will tee off from the #1 tee, on The Players-Stadium Course at 1:28EDT.
Woods at Tuesday's Press Conference

03 May 2010

Letters to the Editor

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