Pope Disappointed in Today's Game

VATICAN CITY- In light of the recent sex abuse scandals, the Catholic Church looked to rebuild her tattered image through a game of 2 on 2 basketball between their separated brethren, the Protestants. A few years back, the Catholics, comprised of Mark L. and Team Seamen member Jeff, defeated the Protestants, Andrew W. and Team Seamen member Stephen in a gruesome battle. The Pope called it the "greatest victory for the Church since the Inquisition."

Much of the Christian world was looking forward to today's anticipated rematch. Unforunately, one of the Protestant teammates was hungover from immoral activity the previous night. The Pope was astonished at the amount of alcoholic intake. "I've never seen anything like it," he said, "and I'm Catholic."

The game has been tentatively rescheduled for next week.

The Global Recognition of Team Seamen.

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1269325914359RA54

Spring Break

Spring Break was uneventful for both Jeff and myself. We didn't do much. Watched Up in the Air at honorary SEAMEN member Adam Smith's residence. That might have been the highlight of the week. Got some solid workouts in back at the old Y. Overall it was a boring week. Im glad to be back in Tuscaloosa.

-Reeves

SGA Elections

Today on myBama.ua.edu elections were held to determine officers of the SGA for the 2010-11 school year. It is again a case of greeks vs. GDIs.

I voted for Steven Oliver last year, I do not know a single thing that he did for the University all year.

From my viewpoint it is just a campus wide vote to see who will get a free trip to Glendale. I voted for Mark Ingram, he did more for the University this year than all the presidents combined.

The YMCA Connection

Team SEAMEN got its start at the YMCA and as a way to pay respect Jeff and I comprised a list of all the people that impacted us at that fine institution.

Olan Hyde- 80 years old, teaches racquetball lessons, and we kicked his ass. The first opponent of Team Seamen.

Bob- Fat Racquetball player he didn't stand much of a chance

Abby Richburg- The original front desk girl, always did a great job

Maggie Anderson- Heyyyy

Landry Venable- Without you what daycare worker would we yell at? Marshall?

Ruby- For never, ever doing anything

Greg- Showing us the importance of managing estrogen levels

Shane Harmon- Showing us how not to bench press

Doc Crandall- The sunglasses need to go

Andrew Brower- Doing more cardio than anyone I know, while not losing any weight

Chop the Chink- The only respectable asian at the Y

Ryan Dempsey- For showing us it is possible to go too far

Silver-Haired Man w/ Neon Wife Beaters- Rack the weights yourself, Jackass!

Mr. Green- It is time to hang it up, thanks for paying for your wifes tits tho

Brooks- for talking to yourself more than Nicholas Cage

Romeo- For having no purpose in life

Mallory Mckenzie- For giving us motivation to go every single day, in the hope it would be the one day every few months you would be there.

Sarah Mcdurmott- Always great to see her there as well.

Adam Smith- Back when he was still doing weight training, he was quite the workout partner.

Steve Tucker- For showing us the importance of Cardio

Andrew Whitaker- "What you working today?" "Arms"

Daniel Wallace- Thanks for showing up every now and then

Forrest Hunley aka "The Stash"- Without a doubt he is Team SEAMEN's arch enemy.

The biggest douche bag in the history of the world. Haven't seen him in a while but I'm sure he still hasn't worked legs.

A New Blog

I have just set up this blog. It will be the primary source for information about Team SEAMEN.

Stephen and Jeff will provide consistent updates on the status of the Team and its ongoing mission, to become better men.