Yes and No

TUSCALOOSA, AL - A staple of a good diet is a simple sandwich. Everyone knows to pass on traditional fast food and head to a healthy alternative such as Quiznos or Subway. This desire for healthy food was on display today in the food court of the Ferguson Center, the student union building located in the heart of the University of Alabama campus. An unidentified co-ed, potentially a sophomore or junior member of a greek organization, was approaching the Bama Dining cashier. In one hand this health conscious student held a sandwich from the Blimpie franchise in the food court; however, in the other hand she held a large order of fries from Chick-Fil-A. Apparently she missed the memo that french fries are not healthy, one good choice does not cancel out a bad choice. "Stupidity is not an excuse, neither is taste, a female should understand her is to be attractive," Team SEAMEN member Stephen commented on the matter, "eat healthy, exercise, tan, thats the holy trinity for college girls." A healthy lifestyle comes from making healthy choices, while a sandwich is typically a good decision, french fries are never acceptable for females desiring the attention of men.

Spring Health Study

TUSCALOOSA, AL - The spring weather is upon us here in Tuscaloosa, with that means more opportunities to be outside and more importantly visits to the pool. With these lond-dormant freedoms comes a new wardrobe, a much more revealing wardrobe. That requires men and women to be much more fit, the fat that they were able to neglect, ignore, and hide over the previous few cold months is no longer acceptable. Everyone knows and aknowledges this fact, spring is the season for exercise and diet. The SEAMEN Times will take a definite interest in exercise and dieting habits over the coming months. In a new section, Health, debuting April 1st.