Team Seamen

03 July 2010

Happy Festivus

Happy Festivus from Team Seamen. I am blogging live from the home of
Anthony Turkevich, MD. This is the familes annual celebration of our
nations glorious independence. I'm joined here by fellow SEAMEN
member Jeff T. and contributing author Mark L., as well as
Matt and DJ O. and the always stunning Meagan L.

Joining the group late were Amanda T. and Andrew C. After
that Tricia T. showed up, shortly after that the booze started
flowing. Mark L. and myself indulged ourselves due to Jeff's
questionable family "appereance" he has abstained.

The event featured a water slide, pool, double highstriker, badmitton,
horseshoes, cornhole and washers. The bar was stocked with nothing
but topshelf and a fridge filled with premium beers.

Festivus is the family get-together to end all get-togethers.

I am currently sitting at a table playing poker with family and family
friends.

A truly great event with friends and family.

21 June 2010

David Caruso

Props to Bailey Parkerson for sending us this video. It is 7 minutes of David Caruso being a douchebag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

17 June 2010

Live Blog

Team Seamen is blogging live from Bo's bar in Tuscaloosa. We are here
with fellow seamen Mark L. and Boyd A. Mark is enjoying
his appletini and the rest of us are enjoying a variety of beverages
served up by our favorite bartender Lane, her tits are
looking amazing tonight. Also noteworthy Boyd is sending sexually
suggestive text messages to Kaitlin Bentley, whose mass is equal to
that of the oil in the gulf.

12 June 2010

Winner Announced

BIRMINGHAM- The pageant has concluded and Ashley Davis has been named
as the 2010 Miss Alabama. Shellie Street, Miss University of Alabama,
was named first runner-up.

UPDATE 2:45AM- Team SEAMEN may be responsible for Shellie Street's second place finish. Street won two preliminaries, Miss Alabama Ashley Davis only won one. The obnoxiously loud "Roll Tide" might have cost her the crown.

Shellie Street, 1st Runner Up

Miss University of Alabama

Intermission

BIRMINGHAM- It is intermission in the Wright Center. The talent
portion has concluded and so has the evening gown competition, which
wrapped up with a thunderous "Roll Tide" in a silent theater while Miss University of Alabama, Shellie Street, walked across the stage. The yell came from SEAMEN member, Stephen R., much to the dismay of the entire audience.

Also noteworthy- Call me Captain Ahab because I just spotted Mary Beth Williams in the audience.

UPDATE 10:30PM: Andrew C., dating 2008 Miss Alabama, SEAMEN Sister, Amanda T., commented afterwards that "there was dead silence in the auditorium and then out of nowhere, as she gracefully walked in front of the judges, a loud 'Roll Tide' It sounded like something straight out of a Rodney Dangerfield movie." Amanda T. when asked if she could hear it commented, "It was ridiculously loud." Amanda T. was seated in the fourth row, Team Seamen was in the top of the balcony.

Live from Miss Alabama

Team Seamen is blogging live from the Wright Center on the campus of
Samford University in Birmingham,Al. The team broke in using
alternative methods, corridors, and buildings to avoid paying the $30
ticket price. Our seats are in the top of the balcony and are dicey
at best. We're glad we didn't pay because this is definitely not worth
it. The "talent" portion is worse than the Deepwater Horizon oil spill.