David Caruso

Props to Bailey Parkerson for sending us this video. It is 7 minutes of David Caruso being a douchebag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Live Blog

Team Seamen is blogging live from Bo's bar in Tuscaloosa. We are here
with fellow seamen Mark L. and Boyd A. Mark is enjoying
his appletini and the rest of us are enjoying a variety of beverages
served up by our favorite bartender Lane, her tits are
looking amazing tonight. Also noteworthy Boyd is sending sexually
suggestive text messages to Kaitlin Bentley, whose mass is equal to
that of the oil in the gulf.

Winner Announced

BIRMINGHAM- The pageant has concluded and Ashley Davis has been named
as the 2010 Miss Alabama. Shellie Street, Miss University of Alabama,
was named first runner-up.

UPDATE 2:45AM- Team SEAMEN may be responsible for Shellie Street's second place finish. Street won two preliminaries, Miss Alabama Ashley Davis only won one. The obnoxiously loud "Roll Tide" might have cost her the crown.

Shellie Street, 1st Runner Up

Miss University of Alabama

Intermission

BIRMINGHAM- It is intermission in the Wright Center. The talent
portion has concluded and so has the evening gown competition, which
wrapped up with a thunderous "Roll Tide" in a silent theater while Miss University of Alabama, Shellie Street, walked across the stage. The yell came from SEAMEN member, Stephen R., much to the dismay of the entire audience.

Also noteworthy- Call me Captain Ahab because I just spotted Mary Beth Williams in the audience.

UPDATE 10:30PM: Andrew C., dating 2008 Miss Alabama, SEAMEN Sister, Amanda T., commented afterwards that "there was dead silence in the auditorium and then out of nowhere, as she gracefully walked in front of the judges, a loud 'Roll Tide' It sounded like something straight out of a Rodney Dangerfield movie." Amanda T. when asked if she could hear it commented, "It was ridiculously loud." Amanda T. was seated in the fourth row, Team Seamen was in the top of the balcony.

Live from Miss Alabama

Team Seamen is blogging live from the Wright Center on the campus of
Samford University in Birmingham,Al. The team broke in using
alternative methods, corridors, and buildings to avoid paying the $30
ticket price. Our seats are in the top of the balcony and are dicey
at best. We're glad we didn't pay because this is definitely not worth
it. The "talent" portion is worse than the Deepwater Horizon oil spill.

Top Ten- Better Than Roy Moore

There is a problem in Alabama- it is Roy Moore. He is currently running in the Republican Primary on the platform of Jesus.

Team Seamen has compiled a list of the Top 10 people we would rather have as Governor than Roy Moore.

10. Kim Jong Ill

9. Andrew Whitaker

8. George W. Bush

7. Joran Van Der Sloot

6. Mark Norton

5. David Caruso (w/ Sunglasses)

4. Gralynn Branham

3. Alf

2. Rosa Parks

1. A Jew

I write this with a somber, broken heart; once again I am forced to
write about death, going to as many schools as I did I unfortunatly
have lost too many that I have known. Just a few days ago SEAMEN
nation lost a follower. Brad Nicholson went to be with the Lord, I
never knew him personally but he was a fan of the blog.

I ask you to keep the Nicholson family in your prayers, especially
Mark, he has lost one of his best friends and his brother in just a
few short weeks.

I wish I had been able to know Brad, but now I am left with the only
option but to hope and pray that he has found eternal happiness with
the Lord.